Not Mayonnaise - Pizzeria

from November 2018: "Weird Al" Yankovic by PRF Monthly Tribute Series

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I went to a pizzeria, I ain't go to food court in the mall
I had a million slices but I'd, I'd ate them all
If I could find that Pizza and that Calzone that’s golden brown
I'd eat up that whole Calzone and I'd slam parm down

All I really want is dough
All I really want is “eyyyy”
A chef to say
It's sauce that I need
My ‘za will have to...

wait 'til I get back and find Pizza of my own
Daddy's gonna eat one and all
I fill up on bread, fill up on bread, fill up on bread, and I got to serve it out,

All I really want is dough
I really
All I really want is “eyyyy”
A chef to say
That ‘za, bakin’ dough,
My parm will have to...

Spell it P-I-Z-Z-A, ah baby
Spell it P-I-Z-Z-A, is that it’s mine
And I'll bake it, yes the dough’s rising up
That Calzone with cheese

if he knows what is good for him
He best go bake and hide
Daddy's gonna eat 45
And I won't think twice to stick that breadstick in that Calzone’s dough
Believe me when I say that I got somethin' it’s his pepperon'!

What I really want is dough, ah baby
What I really want is “eyyy”, my chef to say
And I'll make it, yeah, my ‘za will be there to eat

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from November 2018: "Weird Al" Yankovic, released November 30, 2018

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